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surprisebitch: ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK YOU WERE NOT KIDDING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

OMFG I FINALLY was able to draw a not-completely-FUGLY Bara!Sans.Jfc, I was literally walking around mad at myself….! y’all’ve prolly seen the previous attempts and ohmygod they were so shitty. Oh wow. So the normal ut b!Sans is ded to me (ofc

sansserifaster: someone: you should take a 5 minute break every hour and stretch! :) get some water or a snack me, a person with a skewed perception of time and inability to care for myself: what

It’s over isn’t it? My voice take on it btw, no music and my voice is the worst, don’t listen to it lmao, this is 3rd take on it so far but meh prolly the last, I’m just creating memories of my awful voice heh(also warning there’s a loud “HA!”

confirmance: i wouldn’t date myself either so it’s ok lol

I decided to move my room around by myself and I’m exhausted

cr1me: one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

thatoneomoguy: How come when I actually want to do a hold and I down a liter of water nothing happens but when I drink a small cup of water with a burger at Burger King I get so desperate I almost piss myself driving home? 😂

dangercrossing: inspired by Animal Crossing, I’ve started doing this thing where I mail my best friends a framed picture of myself and then never speak to them again

weavemunchers: The worst thing is seeing a herd of straight boys walking towards u I feel like they’re going to challenge me to a sport or ask me if I finger myself

equestrianrepublican: consultingbabes: I looked up cyberbullying on google images and just oh my god [opens up word document] time to bully myself

nbselfielove: rad-ware: really feeling myself this morning they/them or ze/hir <3

fuck. i’m obsessed with basshunter again lmao

I wanna marry Lynn Gunn of Pvris. Like she can still be gay and have the woman of her dreams and I can still be gay and find the man of my dreams. But like I wanna be able to point her out across the room and be like “see her? That’s my wife.

fullbladderbitch: but for real tho i’m such a nasty like i’ll see a commercial for simply lemonade and just think to myself, “hmmm…this would be fun to watch while i’m desperate to pee.”what the fuck is wrong me who thinks that

And I never thought to look for Stargate memes WHY… I’m ashamed of myself. <3

Right? Every time I see a guy do it I say to myself in my head “DUDE…. WHYYYYYY????” >_>

=O All my minecraft wonders have been put to shame… excuse me while I go off myself. XD

I feel the same way about every single aspect of myself. I mean… if I just acted myself around everyone and ate properly… you’d all crown me king of the universe. ^_^

… profoundly true. =) Not even sure I would have made it to the colon myself.

Wit. Sex. Landscaping. I so could have made this joke myself… I’m a little ashamed I never thought of it. =(

…. if women were plants they’d grow just like that… or so I tell myself… =)

…. I would never cheat myself… and peoples business is their own… but fuck man… I can’t blame you… I mean she can’t even spell LIAR…. >_>

… safe to say I’m never eating bread I haven’t made myself ever again…. ever…. ever…

Totally a fuck myself person.

…. I would make you cum 5 times before I ever took care of myself if you said that to me… yer a doll. xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxox ***Disclaimer: I didnt screenshot fuck all. Got this off a website. Shut the fuck up in advance thanks. ;)

Let me just say I have no problem with people who smoke weed. I would probably occasionally partake myself if it didn’t make me deathly ill. However… he’s not wrong… I live in Canada… I know a lot of stoners… this is

Lets be honest here. Its not better than nothing. I can do it better myself. By a huge margin. =_= Stop the myth that handjobs are good for anything!

Honestly… I generally ignore homeless people mainly because fairly poor myself and everything I have is precious… but I give money when I see clever signs… because… I mean… fuck ya.

theroomyouneverenter: wilbr: I ask myself this question every day. this is how i talk to myself in my head

so ghetto im practically peeing myself laughing

naamahdarling: artxauroraxart: celestialheartmage: officialkeikoandgilly: best-of-memes: Rich people showers Originally posted by weegems reblogging for that gif i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself This really helped to make me less angry.

prince-ichi: i swear im gonna make him a goddamn instagram soon lmao i accidentally saved over the .psd when i went to color it, so i had to paint over a flat .png

chusska-art: “I bought it for myself” Help me, Im dumb

invinciblekiku: DRAMAtical Murder - Ren Rhyme mode Ver. 1/7 scale figure by Max Factory Release date: June 2015 ——————————- Went to Akiba last Friday and the new Animate shop had this on display, couldn’t help myself to take few

fasterfood: for some reason i consider myself good friends with at least half of my mutual follows but the reality is we talked like one time a few months ago maybe

tofixtheshadows:College AUs are cool, but you know what we’re missing? Art major AUs:“I cut myself really badly in Printmaking and I’m trying not to bleed everywhere, turns out you carry a bunch of first aid supplies in your bag” AU“I let you

i dl’d lamento and i was so excited to start playing but then i stopped myself. like jenn. u haven’t even finished dmmd yet wtf r u doing.

there was this loud lightening strike outside and the entire house shook jfc i almost shat myself

why is hanabusa so cute i’m seriously going to punch myself

i haven’t read smut in so long that i almost made myself cum without being touched lmao shit’s wild

im gonna do a redraw of them like this b/c it looks like they’re rapping lmao

I keep trying to convince myself to watch one of the newer ygo series but I always talk myself out of it because the current meta is terrifying lol

Welp they scheduled going to the field JUST at the right times. He’s leaving 3 days before our anniversary and 3 days before my birthday, for a month each. So it’s going to be up to me to drive by myself up to Denver to pick up my little sister. At

faithandfury: blondebasslines: ramsesfromtherock: sometimes i only shave one leg so i lie down it feels like i’m laying next to a man this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on the internet hahaha Pissing myself at this!!!!.omfg lol NO FUCKING

dormtainment: gentleman-with-a-vagina: boldnostalgia: joeybgcblogger: Tanisha Always On Beat LOL I AM IN TEARS Y’ALL Are A MESS! Someone link this to her I’ve been murmuring this to myself under every beat for the past week now.

saddeer: i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself

nikkidesirae: classy-kate: i-wanna-be-stereotyped: I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies. Someone finally said it savanita I tried

pukejar: me thinking about myself: She’s cute I support Her

minotaurclub: me, learning things about myself: oh this is bad

I'm sitting in the passenger seat and I keep side eyeing myself from the side view mirror because honestly? I just look so fucking good and sometimes my own beauty like throws myself off cause I can't believe I actually look like this like...so good

leyla35: Not a day passes where I don’t embarrass myself but it’s ok because I’m on the path to destroy my ego so I won’t be embarrassed anymore

zamaron:me to myself: girl if you actually applied yourself in like….anything you’d be dangerous bitch

sleeping by myself

I almost forgot since it’s coming up so quickly, but my birthday is in less than two weeks! I’m such a loser that I bought myself a birthday card months ago to surprise myself with and I pretty much did haha. I lost it and then found it a

i just spilled milk on myself dsghgfdafgs

let’s talk about the pervasiveness of european-based beauty standards:for my entire life, i have struggled with the concept of considering myself a brunette. i have never called myself that, because i didn’t think it belonged to me.why? i have dark

vthebookworm: I can’t. I almost pissed myself laughing. You can SEE the accent. lol

bahookies: me, around midnight lonely emotional wreck says things i’ll regret the next morning pro tip @myself: just go to sleep bitch

5sosmikey: sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

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